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THIS WOULDN'T BE ANYONE HERE...WOULD IT?

Started by esoito, Oct 20, 08:36 PM 2010

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esoito

An old bloke's drinking at the bar and discovers the young chap next to him is a psychiatrist.

After a few drinks the old bloke says: "My brother thinks he's a chicken."

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment.

"Well," he says. "Have you told him he's not?"

"Not bloody likely," says the old bloke. "I need the eggs."





"But what's that got to do with roulette?" you might ask with a grin.

Actually, it's got everything to do with it!

Here's why...



The next night the old bloke and the psychiatrist have arranged to meet at the same pub.

A few drinks later the old bloke gloomily peers into his beer.

"I play roulette," he says. "Trouble is, it doesn't matter if I play roulette for just a few spins or for a long session -- I still manage to lose. Really pisses me off..."

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment.

"Well," he says. "Have you ever thought of not playing roulette?"

"Not bloody likely," says the old bloke. "I need the money."

chrisbis

LOL!!

U made me laugh, i like that one.

Will tell it my dad st the weekend- he'll love that one,
abd it will be in all goods pubs by monday no dout.

Nice one Es

esoito

Oh well, Chris. At least you and I enjoyed it.

Must go now. My brother is scratching at the door to be fed.

Twisteruk

HA HA !

I missed this one lol, very funny  :D
Its Set In Stone =)

GLC

Good one.

Nothing like a good laugh to take the edge off the daily grind.

George
In my case it doesn't matter.  I'm both!

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