Dave and his bride to be.....

[Chrisbis]

Tea leaf Dave was on a hi this week....

He had done a "few good jobs" as they say it in the trade, and his coffers where up.

So, he and his bride to be, went up town for a right good session in the pubs and clubs.

As they made there way from bar to bar, they happened to pass an expensive watch shop, and the Mrs commented on the sparkle of the ladies watches on show....

"Oooh...that would look fabulous on my wrist there Dave " she exclaimed, as she pointed to the most expensive tick-tock in the display

"Look princess"..replied Dave, "We don't have that sort of dosh right now.....but I'll see what I can do for ya"

So....whilst his Mrs was chatting to friends in the boozer, Dave slipped out the side door of the pub, and headed for the Watch shop.
When he got there, he picked up a brick, threw it thro the window, and reached in and nabbed the best watch he could find.

He made his way back to the pub, and presented his Mrs with the new watch.

"Here, how's that then me darlin' ?" he shouted

She was made over with joy at the posh watch, and promised Dave, a good time later.

Anyway, a week went by, and the two of them were up town once again, on the sherbets, when they came across a
posh jewelers, and her in doors said
"Oooh Davvvve.... look at that bracelet......its gorgeous!.....It would look stunning next to my watch babe!"

"Well, my sweetheart, see what I can do for ya eh?" whispered Dave as they walked on by to the pub.

As soon as the pub was busy, and his Mrs was distracted by someone, he slipped out the pub, and ran back to the
jewelers, armed with a brick he picked up from the pub car park.
Once again, he lobbed the hard clay thro the window, and had it away with the nice shiny bracelet his Mrs had pointed out to him earlier.
Later that evening, as they walked home, he slipped out the solid silver and diamond bracelet, and presented it to his beloved. hoping for a good night to come!
He wasn't dispappointed, as his Mrs loved the gift to death....

Then, several days later, they were asked out to a posh do, at the local boozer, and happening to be up town as they was, they walked by this top end accessories boutique.....you know the sort.
As they slowly sauntered, his Mrs suddenly stopped, and began drooling over the nearest item she could see.
"Oooh Dave" she cooed, " That handbag and purse, would just go with my Watch and Bracelet you know....look how gorgeous they are!!"

Dave stutters for a moment....and then exclaims, as he takes a step back.........

"What do you think I am Babe.......Made of fooking Bricks!"

[Turner]

Lol....It's a lesson in England slang if nothing else

[Chrisbis]

Aye......edit that Pattern Analysis if ya dare!! lol