Jokes

[chrisbis]

If the speed of light is Soooooooooooooo fast....


how come it takes so long to change a light bulb!??

[chrisbis]

Female friend of mine sent me this earlier today, like to share will u all........

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just got married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions
about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
and then about her new husband's occupation
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments,
needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,
and a preacher when in her
60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished,
and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."

[chrisbis]

Caution/warning!!

B aware, this one is saucy, and not for the faint hearted.

No prizes if anyone gets it right, answers included.
Best of luck to all who sail in her.
_________________________(nice bit of underscore there Chris____________________


Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words? You have 30 seconds and spelling must be correct:


1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X   
4. P_N_S   
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
 







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Answers:

1. FORK 
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM   



You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

[VLS]

"I married one for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."

OK, now that's a plan!

[chrisbis]

OK, now that's a plan!

Do u know the song of the above??

Blue Suede Shoes? (Rock & Roll Music- 60's)

[chrisbis]

I saw this sign in the Butchers Window Tomorrow. (fact)(aherm)!!