Re: The IceCreamMan(Nuts & Bits Pls) will post here until the Mods move my topic

[chrisbis]

And Topic Topic, for People to come freely, and post there thoughts on any and many Items of Interest.

Will never be locked by Me.

BTW, I love - "FireBall XL5"- discuss.

(and no, as yet, it is not the name of my latest Roulette design bet!! LOL.)

Question.

What in Ur Opinion, is the best way to approach Ur first bet in Roulette?

[esoito]

Please please let me tell you all about my horsey NO-NAME-NO-DETAILS SYSTEM and my wonderful LOTTO system that remains just a gleam in my eye hidden from the world and if you're really naive I might even tell how my unknown mate won 15million following my NO-NAME-NO-DETAILS-hidden-from-all-of-us-even-me-MATHEMATICS that mummy says is a figment of my over-active hormones and a serious mental problem I'm so excited I can hardly sit still to type this illitertae swill but don't anybody reply because it will encourage me to pump out more timewasting garbage maybe I should ban myself but maybe not cos then you wouldn't have a bit of entertainment to lighten up your miserable lives.    

[albertojonas]

my first prefered bet is with hidden chips of hidden math.
yesterday i started my game with a bet opposite from the empty contrary and it gave the same amount times everything i lost before. it was a gorgeous bet that only me and my futuristic friends comprehend. the mods are from stone age.
i will explain it later when i have time 'cause now im in the middle of a coffe break from my work with the programers. we are randomizing caos throw eternity. i suppose i will bet everything on zero but not. i invented the one colour roulette still i am making a design bet to bet opposite from last. You do not believe? only me and five other people know this hidden science.
Jerck off!

Explain it latter

[albalaha]

OMG............and I was thinking, I am the only one who has ever created a holy grail. I will use my hidden money to play with hidden chips which will auto adjust with winning numbers.

[albertojonas]

OMG............and I was thinking, I am the only one who has ever created a holy grail. I will use my hidden money to play with hidden chips which will auto adjust with winning numbers.

no way. do not even question my method. MY METHOD IS THE ONLY ONE THAN CAN WIN MILLIONS AND MAKE HISTORY.
Everybody who wins lotto and horses and table games is using my method... you're just a beginner...

[Maui13]

ROFL!!! You guys crack me up! Really funny! 

[albalaha]

The guy who inspired this topic is funnier than all.

[chrisbis]

Brilliant Guys.

Looks like I started a party over here!! LOL

Its the quintessential place, this, to come and give me and the World Ur darkest secrets and secretions.

Tell ALL how U Win multiple games and sessions.......................in Ur head.

Give me that Great Progression that U invented, that never LOSES!!

I'm looking for the worst Nightmare U never did have....... that Win on the Fishes and Loaves race That U only just missed by 2000years..........................and of course, please give me (Help Me to Help U.............HELP ME---TO HELP U) your 'bestist', 'bestist' story of how U ate more worms than anyone else in school when U were a girl!!


(I'll have U all know, that my Mother is a Woman!!.......................and  she Just Spent 15.5Million Quid bringing me up to Prime Adult Hood.)

I can now officially say......................'Da Boy In is 'Da Hood!!

Great Topic this....................and not a bad chocolate bar too!!!  

(Signed................The IceCreamMan...................Ding Dong)
Your Friend.
My Friend.
His Friend.
Her friend.
Their Friend.
My Friends Friend.
Every-bodies Friend.

[esoito]

I'm gunna tell you about my Blackjack system.

You need a dead chicken. Spread its entrails on the kitchen table. Study them carefully.

Then watch the flies as they land on the entrails.

If they walk in a clockwise direction you stand -- sitting can be so boring.

If they stand still, you double.

If they walk in an anti-clockwise direction you'll bust - it's all that sitting you see.

Now go and cleanup.  

The flies are the important part of this system-to-beat-all-systems. No flies on me.

I've told you EVERYTHING you need to know. That's because there's MY WAY and THE WRONG WAY.

Nobody else knows what I've told you. That's because it's HIDDEN from all but The Nine Chosen Ones. And I'm their leader. I chose them because of their excellent gullibility.

Your fwend, your SPECIAL fwend

LiceMan 1414

[hanshuckebein]

I also play a hidden game of roulette. as soon as I enter a casino I hide under one of the roulette tables and place my chips from there. still, there is one thing I haven't qiuet figured out: why do I get so much attention although nobody can see me? 

cheers

hans

[Maui13]

After 77,195 light years of studies... I've have finally cracked:

Roulette
Black Jack
Poker

and each and every single casino game you'll ever encounter!!!!!!!!
Unbelieveable...BUT TRUE!!!

All these casino games are related and have 1 thing in common.... all of them are based on PACMAN!!! 

Pac-Iceman
Over & Out

[flukey luke]

Dear liceman, I am itching to join your 9 disciples. My casino mole tells me there is only 7 left. 2 have came to a sticky ending at the hands of the casinos. Here is the proof!

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I own a chicken ranch which means we can do all the testing we like.

I am completely barking as well and I think that should gain me entry into your group alone.

If all else fails, I have a time machine in the shed and we can go back in time and clean up on the horses, lotto and dogs.

[hanshuckebein]

Hi luke,

I don't have any chickens but about 37 mice running around in my house. can I use them for testing, too?

oh, and I have improved my hidden roulette system. I don't hide under the tables anymore. I now hide behind the window curtains. as my arms are too short to reach the table I can't place my chips and therefore can't ever lose . now this is what I call 'making world history'.

but please keep in mind this one vital rule: stay away from casinos that DO NOT have curtains!

cheers

hans

[catalyst]

I had a dream. in that dream I met an iceman on an iceberg and he was preaching:

behold! how nice and how good it is for my brethren to have a paychecque of $800 per weak and to dwell together in unity! here is my 10 commandment. you follow it and hollw it  every single step and multiply your love! time and unforseen occurence in the hiddenmath will be fallen unto you. neither you nor your heart will be pleased to your heart's content in the frame of third dimension! 

[chrisbis]

I had a dream.............my posts were all being sent into the Recycle bin, every-time I started a new topic!!

Then I woke up in a Cold sweat! ..................Its was a night-mare!!

Anyway, we're back, from Deep Freeze!!!!

But I'm COOL with it all.

So, to get us back on the Humorous road, I requested we find ourselves in the Correct section this time.

I just returned from a Family gathering, and my 14 year old Nephew from London, told me this joke.

Question.

How Do Fish Get 'High' ?

[reveal=Answer][reveal=Drum Roll  please, for the Corny Answer]Sea-Weed!![/reveal][/reveal]


And he's one my partner Beverley text me the other day:-
Malcolm the Plumber, split up from Florence, his wife of 30 years- .

The note on the table just said it, as he mean it:-
[reveal=NOTE]Its Over-Flo[/reveal]