Email Spam...

[ThomasGrant]

They always want to know your sex.......................its sooooooooooooooo rude!!

Just reply with

SEX: Yes Please... And often.

[chrisbis]

I did.

I do.

Still they don't send me any.

I don't mind if the money is a scam.

But how can they play with my emotions in this way!

[A3on]

I did.

I do.

Still they don't send me any.

I don't mind if the money is a scam.

But how can they play with my emotions in this way!

Ahahahaha
Nice one Chris 

[chrisbis]

Another.
I know people die all the time, but why do they want to give only me all of their money?

Curious really.

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----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Dr. Wilson Godson <info@wilsonclinicals.org>
Sent: Fri, 31 December, 2010 2:02:59
Subject: RE:Remain Blessed My Beloveth.

Good Day,

My name is Dr (Mrs.) Joyce Copperfield-Eze, a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through any thoughtful and selfless someone, I got your information while browsing through the internet, although I am not comfortable using this medium owing to the unsolicited emails everywhere but someone has to be used to save this transaction. So, I honestly crave your indulgence to digest and do what I have to say, please.

I am a 59 years old woman and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband for charity through you since I cannot do it all by myself considering my circumstances.


I have WILLED/donated the sum of $5,500,000 (Five million five hundred thousand united state dollars) to you/Organization for the less privileged rather than allow my greedy relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds inappropriately.

I will be going for an operation tomorrow morning and at the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, however, I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware. Please, you and him should arrange the transfer of the funds from my Finance company to your humble self, wherever you are. Please contact my Executor with his private E-mail:

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NAME: BARRISTER ALFRED WILLIAMS
EMAIL: barralfredwilliams@gala.net
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With your full names, phone/fax numbers and your contact address and tell him you are the one that I have WILLED the sum of $5,500,000 to, for specific and good work.

I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I do not want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. I will try and be in contact with you at any given opportunity.

I wish you all the best and, please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Regards,
Dr (Mrs.) Joyce Copperfield-Eze

Note:
Dr Wilson Godson is my personal doctor and I am sending you this mail through his email.

[chrisbis]

Im not in Nat west, yet still they write to me?

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----- Forwarded Message ----
From: NatWest <OnlineBanking@information.natwest.com>
Sent: Thu, 30 December, 2010 13:00:49
Subject: Important security message!



        
   

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[ThomasGrant]

"undisclosed recipients:"
The who is it to then?

CONTACT OVERSEAS COURIER SERVICE (MALAYSIA) SDN BHD
Kuala Lumpur Sales & Operation Office:
Wisma Yap Ka, !st floor, 480, Batu 3, Jalan Ipoh,
52100 Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.
E-MAIL: customercare.s.nett011@hotmail.my

RE:INSTRUCTION TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX IN OUR VAULT

After due vetting and evaluation of your file that was sent to us by the African Development Bank(ADB). Under the direct authorization of the African Union in Conjunction with the United Nations, we wish to notify you that your contract/inheritance Fund will be paid to you via Diplomatic Delivery to your home address as all means to receive your Fund through Banks had failed.

This Company has an instruction to see to the immediate release of the sum of Six Million Dollars (US$6M) of your claim that has been pending in a trunk box in our security vault.We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going through hard times and passing through a lot of difficulties in seeing to the release of your fund which amounts to (Six Million Dollars (US$6M). This has been the handwork of some dubious elements in African Development Bank (ADB).

We advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence from anywhere concerning this fund, you don't have to pass through any difficulties to receive your fund, as you have meet up with the whole requirements. This was the reason this fund was kept in our security vault for easy delivery and conclusion of this transaction. The management of this transaction do not want you to pass through wire transfer, which you have gone through off and on and this fund was not paid to you, but for you to come down and see your fund with your two eyes.

Do get back to us with the following required informationââ,¬â,,¢s.

1) YOUR FULL NAME ..........................................
(2) YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.............................
(3) YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS.......................................
(4) YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER.............................
(5) YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS...........................................
(6) YOUR OCCUPATION..................................................
(7) YOUR OFFICIAL AGE.................................................
( YOUR PHOTOGRAPH ..............................................
(9) YOUR COUNTRY........................................................

*Direct Cell Phone Number for easy communication Note that if no seriousness is seen from you, we have no choice but to send this fund back to our treasury as an unclaimed fund by you.

Do see that you forward your above information to this email:( customercare.s.nett011@hotmail.my )

We anticipate your urgent respond.
Regards,
Mr.Abraham Martins,
Dispatch Officer.

 

[ThomasGrant]

>From Dr. James Obi
CHIEF ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Federal Secretariat Towers (5th & 10th floors)
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area, Garki, Abuja.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA COMPENSATION UNIT,IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATIONS.

Dear Sir/Madam,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? You may not understand why this email is coming to you. I am Dr. James Obi, the Chief Accountant General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
             
Due to series of petitions received from International Bodies on the manner at which fraudsters around the world especially Nigerians defrauded them and took over all or part of their entire life savings, the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria and my good self unbehalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria have been having a meeting with the Secretary-General to the UNITED NATIONS, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon for the past 10 days. This meeting ended 3 days ago,and our main objective was to device possible means of compensating some of those people that has been defrauded in the past by those unknown fraudsters.

Being the outcome of our meeting,we are sending this email message to selected people that has been scammed in any part of the world through one way or the orther, the UNITED NATIONS have therefore agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 500, 000. 00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) for each and every selected fraud victim. This includes some of those foreign contractors or inheritors that could not receive their contract or inheritace payments, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your email address on the list of selected fraud victims supplied to us by the UNITED NATIONS and that is why we are contacting you.It has however been agreed upon that you should be paid with immediate effect following the approval of your payment by the Central Bank of Nigeria in aggreement with the UNITED NATION'S Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon.

You are therefore advised to get back to us as soon as possible, to enable us instruct the Central Bank of Nigeria which is the United Nation's Paying Bank here in West Africa to pay you.

You can also reach me directly on: + 234-709-236-7810
 
Congratulations!

Yours Faithfully

Dr. James Obi
Chief Accountant General (Federal Republic of Nigeria)
Central Area, Garki, Abuja.

[ThomasGrant]

Long time since I last posted in here.

Attn: Package Beneficiary.

I want to acknowledged you that we have finally succeeded in getting your package worth of $7.2million out of (ECOWAS) Economic Community of West African States department with the help of Mr. James George Attorney General of Federal High Court of Justice Benin Republic which act as your foreign Attorney representative here in Benin Republic

So every necessary arrangement has been made successfully with the Agent Dennis for the delivery of your Consignment Box and every Documents guiding your delivery is well updated so you are advised to reconfirm your full delivery information to the Agent right now as he is currently at Orlando International Airport Florida with your Consignment Box, As he called me this morning to inform me that he misplaced your delivery address which he has due to CUSTOMS /FBI/ CIA and POLICE searching and scanning on the Box as if he is a terrorist there in your country but finally I thank God that they have confirmed that his movement is clear and legit with out any suspicious intentions to your country only to deliver this Consignment Box to you and the documents are updated as I earlier told you.

So you are advice to reconfirm your full delivery information to the diplomat and ask him to send you your DHL Airway Bill so as to prove to you that he is currently in your country also ask him to give you his mobile number so as to have easy conversation with him and to enable you give him full direction to get your Consignment Box delivered to you and hand you over your Consignment Box safe and sound, Furthermore you are advice to be very fast as the Agent. Dennis has no time to waste due to his flight ticket,

So the Information you are required to reconfirm to the Agent is as Follow.

(1)Your Full Name=============
(2)Mobile Phone Number======
(3)Current Home Address========
(4)Fax Number================
(5)Country====================
(6)City======================
(7)Nearest Airport ==============as he is at Orlando Florida Airport right now because of the Searching and Scanning of the Consignment which made him to misplace your address
(8)A Copy of Your ID For Identification.

Kindly contact him via his email address, Contact person, Name Agent Dennis Chinenye Email Address (agent.dennis56@gmail.com ) So contact him to deliver your consignment box first thing tomorrow morning possibly today, So get back to us immediately you contact the Agent to make sure that your fund has getting to you without any hitch, Furthermore remember the Agent delivering the Consignment Box does not know the content of that consignment box is money, Because the Attorney which represented you at (ECOWAS) registered it as a family value to avoid hitch during the delivery so unknown circumstances should you let him know the content of that consignment box is $7.2million to avoid lost of your fund as your Consignment was Sign and Stamp by Federal Ministry of Justice to make sure that it is protected until it gets to you.



SINCERELY
REV.DR.DESMOND GREAT
CALL ME AFTER GOING THROUGH THE EMAIL +22998417426
The Director of DHL Courier Company Benin Republic.

 

[ThomasGrant]

>From Dr. David Ige,
Group General Manager,
Senior Technical Adviser to Group Managing Director,
Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation.

Attention Dear,

I understand that many things are going on via the internet but I will request that you take your time and go through this email and its content carefully as I have taken enough time to explain the concept, strategies involved in my proposal and I believe it will be appealing to you.

You can find my profile, CV and verify the above details online by clicking and viewing on the link below:

    link:://:.cwcnog.com/conference/speakers.aspx

The Sum of Eighty Seven Million United States Dollars  ($87,000,000.00USD) have been discovered in an over inflated contract review with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and LNG Japan Corporation involving The Group Managing Director of NNPC, Austen Oniwon and the LNG Japan Corporation CEO, Yasunori Takagi on the development of the Nigerian Gas Master plan Project.

The excess fund ($87M) allocated for this project has been in an Escrow account belonging to the organization as this was discovered in the course of my cross checking of the contract files when audit was to take place as was directed by the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and auditing have been concluded without any trace of this Sum.

I have after then done a lot of secret investigations, secured as many documents as I could in regards to this funds, have negotiated with the chairperson of the payment approval committee on how to approve the payment in your name upon your acceptance to present your details as the contractor for the claim of the funds. 

For your interest, participation and co-operation in the claims and full transfer of these funds, you will be entitled to 40%, while I will be entitled to 60% of the total sum upon full remittance and transfer of the funds to your nominated bank account for sharing.

If you are interested in this, please get back to me with the following details of yours:

Full Name:
Residential Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Country:
Direct Telephone Number:

Also attach a Scan Copy of any of your identification prove so I will be sure of whom I am dealing with.

Upon receipt of your positive response, I will forward your details to the approval committee for immediate approvals, as it is only after the approvals that you can be issued with the contract payment approval certificate to enable you contact the paying bank here in Nigeria for claim of the funds.

Please, whether you are interested in this offer or not, you have to keep this secret, as I am not in any way trying to compel or persuade you into collaborating with me. This should be top secret, as it has to do with my career.

It is calculated that the whole process of the approval, remittance and transfer of these funds to your nominated international bank account will take about 5-12 working days, Saturdays inclusive.

Regards,

Dr. David Ige.

[ThomasGrant]

Dear Sir/Madam:

          The United States Attorney for the District of Columbia has received information from federal investigators indicating that you may be a victim in the criminal case of United States v. Thomas Anderson Bowdoin Jr.(CR-10-320), filed in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia. In addition, you may be eligible for the remission of forfeited assets that have been recovered by the United States in related civil actions. This letter provides important information about this case and explains your rights if you are a victim.

          On December 1, 2010, Thomas A. Bowdoin Jr., also known as Andy Bowdoin, was arrested in Florida on a criminal indictment alleging five counts of Wire Fraud, one count of Securities Fraud, and one count of Unlawful Sale of Unregistered Securities. The indictment alleges that from in or around August 2006 through in or around August 2008, Bowdoin operated a "Ponzi" scheme through a company called AdSurfDaily, Inc. (ASD). ASD operated on the internet at the websites :.adsurfdaily.com, :.adcashgenerator.com, and :.lafuentedinero.com. On December 17, 2010, Bowdoin was arraigned before United States Magistrate Judge John Facciola in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia. At the hearing, Bowdoin, through his counsel, entered a plea of "not guilty" to all seven counts of the indictment. Further information about the criminal case, including the date of the next status hearing to be scheduled before United States District Court Judge Rosemary Collyer, can be found on the U.S. Attorney's Office website at link:://:.justice.gov/usao/dc/Victim_Witness_Assistance/adsurfdaily.html.

          Following an investigation of these and other activities, the United States Secret Service seized money from several bank accounts associated with the alleged schemes containing approximately $80 million. The United States Attorney for the District of Columbia obtained civil forfeiture judgments against this money, which means that the District Court declared the money to be the property of the United States. Bowdoin appealed the District Court's judgment concerning approximately $66 million of the forfeited funds, and on March 25, 2011, the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia upheld the District Court's judgment. The Government is currently pursuing other forfeiture actions to recover additional assets from the alleged schemes.

          The United States intends to return the forfeited money to the victims of the alleged offenses through a process called remission. Because of the potentially large number of victims, the Secret Service has contracted with a claims administration firm, Rust Consulting, Inc, of Faribault, Minnesota, to receive and process claims. The U.S. Secret Service and the Justice Department's Asset Forfeiture and Money Laundering Section are overseeing this process. If you would like to make a remission claim or to learn more about the remission process, please visit link:://:.adsurfdailyremission.com, or call the Remission Administrator's toll free number at 1-888-398-8214. Information may also be obtained by sending a request to: Ad Surf Daily Remission Administrator, P.O. Box 2353, Faribault, MN 55021-9053.

          The Crime Victims' Rights Act gives victims of criminal offenses in Federal court certain rights, including: (1) The right to be reasonably protected from the accused; (2) The right to reasonable, accurate, and timely notice of any public court proceeding, involving the crime, or of any release or escape of the accused; (3) The right not to be excluded from any such public court proceeding, unless the court, after receiving clear and convincing evidence, determines that testimony by the victim would be materially altered if the victim heard other testimony at that proceeding; (4) The right to be reasonably heard at any public proceeding in the district court involving release, plea, or sentencing, (5) The reasonable right to confer with the attorney for the Government in the case; (6) The right to full and timely restitution as provided in law; (7) The right to proceedings free from unreasonable delay; and ( The right to be treated with fairness and with respect for the victim's dignity and privacy.

          If you are determined to be a victim, we will make our best efforts to ensure that you are provided the rights described above. It is important to keep in mind that a criminal defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty and that presumption requires both the Court and our office to take certain steps to ensure that justice is served. While we cannot act as your attorney or provide you with legal advice, you may seek the advice of an attorney with respect to these rights or other related legal matters.

Sincerely,
Marquita Foster
Victim Witness Assistant
1-800-644-1535

This message (including any attachments) may contain confidential or otherwise privileged information and is intended only for the individual(s) to which it is addressed. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secured or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message or that arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version from the sender.

Rust Consulting, Inc.
:.RustConsulting.com

[LuckyLucy]

Lol

I know this is an old one, but I spat my tea when I read that, sorry not very lady like I know!

[ThomasGrant]

Heathrow Airport

Good day, I am (Special Agent) Alessandro Signorino, From The Heathrow International Airport Security Service London, England and i hereby wish to inform you that we have recovered your inheritance payment/consignment (box) from the criminals who were trying to redirect it's delivery to another address totally different from yours. Are you aware of this move? Because the consignment (box) was retrieved from these criminals during our last routine inspection suspected to be banking instruments worth millions of United States dollar notes in cash as indicated on the consignment papers. Reply immediately if you authorized the delivery change, and then re-confirm your full name, contact address, telephone/cell & fax for proper verifications. Waiting your urgent response on email: ( lhassuk@blumail.org ) Mr. A. Signorino (London Heathrow Airport Security Service)