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[nayan007]

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.

A Drunkard With Ragged â€" Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.

The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him


They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink â€" He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.

Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”

Now, The Director Was Astonished â€" Amazed

He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.

The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now â€" And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“

He Got The Job!

[Skakus]

Ha!
Nice, but Muscat is a white wine grape so you're sacked!