Email Spam...

[Twisteruk]

So thats a 10% increase in U're wealth since this morning Thomas ?

110 Million now PLUS a car 


Remember the 13 Million you owe me ?


LOL 

[ThomasGrant]

So that's a 10% increase in U're wealth since this morning Thomas ?

110 Million now PLUS a car 


Remember the 13 Million you owe me ?

LoL 

Remember the 13 Million you owe me ?

What 13 Million?

You know.
These a generic emails.
All the details are there.
If you think any of these emails are any good.
Then send your info.
And see how you go.

[Twisteruk]

I was joking dude ?

Nah, they all a Scam !

All they want is ure ID so they can get credit in ure name

[ThomasGrant]

I was joking dude ?

Nah, they all a Scam !

All they want is your ID so they can get credit in your name

Thats ok.
I like your humour.

[Twisteruk]

I bet their hit rate is like 0.01%

But they must send out Millions 

[ThomasGrant]

From South Africa...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(PLEASE NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND TRUST)

FROM MR.MARTIN KAMPALA,

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU

BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA.

MAY PEACE BE UNTO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring that this is real and genuine.

I am Mr.Martin Kampala the head of auditing and accounting manager BOA-Bank of Africa I came to know you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to handle this confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence.

MY PROPOSITION;

During my audit exercise I discovered an abandoned sum of US$22 million (Twenty two million United States dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our customers a British multi-millionaire (Alan Williams) who died along with his wife and entire family on 20 Oct 2005, Air Tanzania safari plane crash. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. BOA Bank of Africa cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, unfortunately, no family member nor relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to the deceased so that the fund US$22 million (Twenty two million United States dollars) can be released and paid into your account as the beneficiary's next of kin otherwise the fund will be returned to treasury as unclaimed funds and will be subsequently confiscated by the Burkina Faso government at the expiration of five year duration..

All documents to enable you receive this funds will be carefully worked out. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

1. Your name and address

2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers

These requirements will enable us file letters of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus:

On final conclusion of this project, 60% of this shall be for me, while 35% shall be for you and the remaining 5% shall be used to compensate either party for any expenses incurred. Your share 35% stays while; my 60% share shall be used for investment purposes in your country. For your confirmations, you can visit this website for more info

link:://:.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/tanzania/1501084/Tycoon-dies-with-family-in-Tanzania-safari-plane-crash.html

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed in you,

I await your urgent mail.

Best Regards,
Mr.Martin Kampala

 

[ThomasGrant]

How many is that now that I have posted here?
Here is the latest...
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My name is Dr Azizan_Coker, I am the Bill and Exchange manager here in Bank
Of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.West-Africa.

I have a business proposal in the tune of $25.8 million,(Twenty Five Million Eight hundred Thousand only) belonging to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crashes 2003.

You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been
made for the smooth transfer of this funds into your bank account and your acceptance is what will crown this effort.

If interested, please contact me with the following information below through
(drazizan_coker@y7mail.com) for further details.

Your International passport or ID card .......
Your private telephone number ...............
Your profession............................
Your age................................
Your country........................


Kind Regards,
Dr Azizan Coker
Bill & Exchange manager
Bank Of Africa (BOA).
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso

 

Has anyone tried saying this name?

Ouagadougou Burkina Faso

[ThomasGrant]

of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crashes 2003.

You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been

Another dead person with millions.
How many plane crashes did it take to kill his entire family?

Hmmm, so I am not to nurse any atom of fear.
Didn't know fear was at the atomic level.
But now I do. How do I nurse a atom of fear?

English... please.

[ThomasGrant]

And one more.
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-- Greetings from Mr.Harry How are you today? I am writing to inform you that at last I succeeded moving the funds to asia with a coperation of another partner from Guam, she actually took over the task when you dropped it thinking it wasn't going to be successful or probably it was a scam. However, I did not forget all your endeavours and efforts you made to help facilitate this in the past before you eventually back out. I have compensated you with a sum of $160,000 US Dollars for your past efforts and to also prove to you that at last our deal was no scam or any related case. hope that will go a long way to help you too. All you need to do is to contact my former secretary now in the USA, Bright Johnson at: brightjohnson@w.cn or phone +1 904 672 8855 The money is with him, I gave him your contact email address but he is unable to reach you according to his last message before I relocated, contact him now by email or phone and he will send you the money order in amount of $160,000.00 I am out of the Country already with my family to start my new life and invest some of my money in one company that offered me a viable investment opportunity, so manage the $160,000 and have a good stay with your family too. Take care and God bless. Bye. Mr.Harry Goldman

[Twisteruk]

You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been
made for the smooth transfer of this funds into your bank account and your acceptance is what will crown this effort.


Damn ! I too want to nurse ALL Atoms of Fear !!!!!


That sounds like a Super Person Saying lol

And NOW I will nurse ALL Atoms Of Fear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HA HA HA 


Thanx for sharing Thomas 

[ThomasGrant]

Here is another classic one.
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Attention: Beneficiary

Your fund of One Million Five Hundred thousand usd.(10.500,000.00USD) has been forwarded to Western Union for immediate

transfer to you Your payment will be sent to you by western Union, the amount you will receive per day is $5,000.00 (Five

thousand Dollars) The Minister Trust Funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details you need to

pick up your ($5,000) payment by western union, you will receive every day till you receive the 10.500,000.00 United State

Dollars, now no need to send you this ATM card because you can not be able to withdraw with the ATM card due to the ATM

master card contain large money on it and is not activated too and many people have received their fund through this western

union which is safer and reliable with less cost.

The Director administrator trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with wemaco payment t

office on this email:(:.westernuniion@live.com) however, kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your

payment by Western Union per $5,000 a day.

Contact Person: Sir John Booma,
Mobile: +229 9882-0478
E-mail:(:.westernuniion@live.com)
The Western Union Payment Center has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication

with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Note that the administrator payment

need this details from you to process your payment:

Your full name________________________
Your address__________________________
Your country__________________________
Your age______________________________
Your sex______________________________
Your occupation_______________________
Your Phone number_____________________

Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details to Rev Lee John, he will start sending your payment by Western

Union. And do let me know immediately you start receiving your money for us to share the joy together.

Regards,
Rev.Sandra Kay Williams


 

[ThomasGrant]

Dollars, now no need to send you this ATM card because you can not be able to withdraw with the ATM card due to the ATM

You wana run that by me again?

[Twisteruk]

"Attention: Beneficiary

Your fund of One Million Five Hundred thousand usd.(10.500,000.00USD) has been forwarded to Western Union for immediate (errrmmmm that says TEN MILLION NOT ONE MILLION LOL)

transfer to you Your payment will be sent to you by western Union, the amount you will receive per day is $5,000.00 (Five

thousand Dollars) The Minister Trust Funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details you need to

pick up your ($5,000) payment by western union, you will receive every day till you receive the 10.500,000.00 United State

Dollars, now no need to send you this ATM card because you can not be able to withdraw with the ATM card due to the ATM

master card contain large money on it and is not activated too and many people have received their fund through this western

union which is safer and reliable with less cost.

The Director administrator trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with wemaco payment t

office on this email:.westernuniion@live.com) however, kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your

NOTE HOW THE EMAIL HAS A DOUBLE ii IN IT ! westernuniion

payment by Western Union per $5,000 a day.

Contact Person: Sir John Booma, (SIR ? MY PHUCKING ARSE)

Mobile: +229 9882-0478
E-mail:(:.westernuniion@live.com) (DOUBLE ii AGAIN !)

The Western Union Payment Center has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication

with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Note that the administrator payment

need this details from you to process your payment:

Your full name________________________
Your address__________________________
Your country__________________________
Your age______________________________
Your sex______________________________
Your occupation_______________________
Your Phone number_____________________

Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details to Rev Lee John, he will start sending your payment by Western

Union. And do let me know immediately you start receiving your money for us to share the joy together.

Regards,
Rev.Sandra Kay Williams" (Rev my ARSE !)


That HAS to be the worst one yet Thomas !!!



And relax........ lol 

[ThomasGrant]

Do you recall the first email I posted in this section?
Well, not to be out done. I got one very similar.
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Subject...

ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE.   09/9/2010

FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER:   DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR)  FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,

SECRETARY:  Mr. JUDE ADEBOYE.

5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE.

My name is Mr. JUDE ADEBOYE, I'm the personal Secretary to the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the Minister to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Dr. Frank David and is COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in Nigeria .

The said Dr. Frank David is claiming to us that you are dead and he will  like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-

Bank of America

6901 Northwest Expressway

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132

ABA: 026009593 (International)

ACCT. #:003042656833

ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.

Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy

Swift Code: USBKUS44IMT.

This development is coming now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries? around the world in which your payment file was affected.

As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $35 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Dr. Frank David is correct.

You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you receive this message so as to know the true position of things with you so that we would not make any mistake in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong person/account.

Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.

Best Regards,

DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN  (OFR)
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE  NIGERIA(FMF)
PERSONAL SECRETARY: MR JUDE ADEBOYE.

[Twisteruk]

Hmmmmmmmm I BET U're emailin them right now ! NOT !