Email Spam...

[Twisteruk]

Urrrgggghhhhh that is sick  !

[chrisbis]

Look Everybody- An Investment Opportunity From A Far Off Land................

But Lets Keep It Between Ourselves  Eh- Just U And Me Eh Reader??!!


----- Forwarded Message ---
From: Captain. Scholl M. <captscholl@usmc.mil>
Sent: Thu, 28 October, 2010 9:31:15
Subject: Hello

Hello,

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.

I am Capt. Michael Scholl,assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, western Anbar Province in Iraq.I am presently in Iraq and I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.

SOURCE OF MONEY: During a rescue operation, some amounts in various currencies which was concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces was discovered and it was agreed by all party present that the money Be shared amongst us. This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what, no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid and asked that the package be handed over family.Your confidentiality about this will be highly appreciated.

For more details please contact me via my private box: michaelscholl@yahoo.cn

Respectfully,
Capt.Michael Scholl.
michaelscholl@yahoo.cn

[Twisteruk]

A nice email from China there  


I wonder if anyone falls for this bollox ?

[chrisbis]

What do u mean?

I've got 10.57 million on its way to me right now, as we speak.

So, anyway, has anyone got a good system for 10pence bets at live online casino?

Want a bit of loose change put in my pocket for the pub on saturday whilst i tell everyone about my monies that i have winging its way to me!!!

Anyone?

Someone?

R come-on, u guys, r trying to tell me something?

[chrisbis]

This one definitely has style..................Its a bazaar One though!!



----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Abri Clayton <seed@ssjh.tc.edu.tw>
Sent: Thu, 28 October, 2010 23:45:07
Subject: with genuine love for the poor

my name is Abri Clayton 



undergoing treatment in Netcare Greenacres Hospital s. africa. i am married to dr. Arthur Clayton who worked with british


judical commission in UK.we were married for 




15 years without a child. before 



he died in 2006,he vowed to use his wealth for the poor.he kept 3.5m GBP
with a security company in europe.This sum is still with the company
now.recently, my doctor told me that 



i may not live 4 months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas and
stroke.i have decided to donate this 



funds to a godly person who will use it as my husband wished. 



please respond to my email.[ abriclayton@aim.com ]

[chrisbis]

There's a lot of this throat cancer going round somewhere in the world!!




----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Mrs.Sheila Johnson <sheila@yahoo.com.my>
Sent: Tue, 2 November, 2010 21:01:25
Subject: Dear Beloved

Dear Beloved
I am Mrs.Sheila Johnson the wife of Mr Harold Johnson,my husband worked
with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya.My Husband died after a brief illness in
2001.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of  9Million
GBP.with a bank  .Presently,this money is still with the

Bank . My doctor has confirmed to me that i have just few days to live on
earth due to my esophageal cancer. Please i am choosing you to receive this
money on my behalf, and use it to help the less priviledge.Contact me on my
private e-mail :sheilaj09101@gmail.com

----------------------------------------------------------------
TINP link:://:.tinp.net.tw/

[ThomasGrant]

LOL...

Good one.

Strange....

Here they are on their last legs.
And they have time to send you emails.

[chrisbis]

U'd have thought with all that money,
u could poss buy a new throat or
a new head these days wouldn't u?

[chrisbis]

This One Is Bonkers.  ( I mean, less than sensible...........)
>>>>>



----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Ms Ella Onyema <ellaonyema2@yahoo.co.jp>
Sent: Thu, 4 November, 2010 9:15:36
Subject: IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Dear Friend,

I am Ms Ella Onyema. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old,  just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released  disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you.



Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If
you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on +234-8051708534.

Regards,

Ms Ella Onyema

[chrisbis]

This Lady wants Help ....... To Finish IT.   (She must be into Information Technology)

>>>>>>>>




----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Mrs Maryjo Kastern <ssmarr2@radar.gsw.edu>
Sent: Thu, 4 November, 2010 6:29:27
Subject: Note

Dear Beloved,

I am Mrs Maryjo Kastern, a devoted Christian. I have a foundation Worth
the sum of 6,143,728.00 Dollars, and I need somebody to help me finish it
because of my health Problem. Please contact me for more details. Contact
Email: idara11@hosanna.net

[chrisbis]

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Prince Fayad S. Bolkiah <prfayb90@gmail.com>
Sent: Sat, 6 November, 2010 8:44:50
Subject: Greetings to you

Assalamulakium!!!


Hello


I got your reliable contact from a business diary and further explicit investment information about your country. I am Prince Fayad S. Bolkiah, the eldest son of Prince Jefri Bolkiah, former Finance Minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the Gulf Island.  I will save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family history, which has already been disseminated by the international media during the controversial dispute that erupted between my Father and his step brother, the sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah.
As you may know from the international media, the sultan had accused my father of financial mismanagement and impropriety of US$14.8 Billion  dollars. This was as a result of the Asian financial crisis that made my father's company Amedeo Development Company and government owned Brunei Investment Company to be declared bankrupt during his tenure in office.


However my father was kept under house arrest, his bank accounts and private Properties including a crude oil export refinery were later confiscated by the sultanate. Furthermore during this unfortunate period, I was advised to evacuate my immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives, but before I could do that I was placed under house arrest by the Sultan and have no access to a phone but I have a Palm hand-held computer from which I am sending you this mail.


Some of the guard here are still loyal to me, so they would be my contact with you if there is any document I need to send to you to enable you collect the boxes of money on my behalf. Before my incarceration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Five Hundred Million United States Dollars (US$500,000,000.00) in cash under special arrangement into the custody of different private security and Trustee companies for safe keeping abroad. Just like an unspecified amount of money Sadam Husseine took out of Iraq in cash .


The money were splited and kept in the following countries in this proportion: US$ 50 Million is in Switzerland,US$100 Million is in Spain, US$100 Million is in Britain,US$80 Million is in United Arab Emirate and the balance US$US170 Million is in Canada.
Hence I seek your good assistance to invest these funds into profitable investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad. After due deliberation with my aids we have decided to offer 20% of these funds to you as compensation for your strong cooperation while 5% have been mapped out for both local and international expenses that may be incurred during this transaction.


Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust while looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this business transaction. You may contact me  so that i will let you know the next thing to do.


Many Thanks and may Allah's blessing remain with you.


I remain Your's in brotherhood,


Prince Fayad S. Bolkiah.


You can visit the websites below for a better understanding of the
situation.


link:://:.asiaweek.com/asiaweek/magazine/2000/0310/nat.brunei.jefri.html
link:://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/670959.stm

[chrisbis]

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: British High CommissionÃ,® <info@bhc.com>
Sent: Thu, 4 November, 2010 20:32:57
Subject: SCAM ALERT CALL OR TEXT +234 705 630 1340


BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Dangote House,Aguyi Ironsi Street,
Maitama District, Abuja.
TEL: +234 705 630 1340

OUR REF: 0012/BHC/EFCC/NIG/2010

Compliments of the season and the best of all, we wish to bring to your
notice that your name was listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit
(NFIU) for these exercise of compensating scammed victims, those listed
some have been endorsed by the British High Commission in Nigeria yours
was among those reported unpaid as at today and we wish to instruct you to
see the instruction of the commission to make sure you receive you
compensation instantaneously as a beneficiary of $450,000.00 USD.

Be advised that this compensation has a limited time frame and do make
sure that the NFIU approve your payment on Monday,kindly forward your
mailing address and contact Tel: Number to the below information.

Name: Mrs. Dories Morgan
Private Email: doriesmorgan@luckymail.com

Call or send an SMS to: +234 705 630 1340 to confirm if the endorsement
date (Friday) suites you.

In Service
Mr. John Morgan
For the commission

[chrisbis]

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: "mrsghaythfaiza02@9.cn" <mrsghaythfaiza02@9.cn>
Sent: Sat, 30 October, 2010 13:40:50
Subject: MY DEAR BELOVED,




MRS. GHAYTH FAIZA.
23, Hawley Crescent,
Camden Town, London,
NW1 8NP, England.

Dear Beloved,

Here writes Mrs. Ghayth Faiza, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am
married to Watson Ghayth an Arabian who is dead. My husband was into
private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man
and wife lasted for three decades without a child. My husband died after a
protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden
and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who can
not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I
can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship,
which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Two Million Great
Britain Pound Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and
investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this
money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have
limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.

Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the
cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family and I, I have
decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which
comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers,
orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children,
barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped
financially.

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this
decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband's relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not
want my husband's hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill
perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be
used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am
going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass on.

The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need
any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health
and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me, I do not
want them to know about this development. With God all things are
possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of
the Bank in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will
empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that
I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through
your life.

Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to
hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family.

Reply to my mail through my email address: mrsghaythfaiza02@9.cn

Yours Faithfully in Christ,

Mrs. Ghayth Faiza.
mrsghaythfaiza02@9.cn

[ThomasGrant]

It is amazing how many of these will use God, or in Christ.
Or Beloved in the messages to you.
As if this gets any response from the reader.

And also amazing how many of em are on their death beds.
Or someone they know has died. And mostly in a plane crash.

Then they offer to split the money with you.
Or do something else.
But wait...
You have to send in your details.
Or they ask for money.
And even if they just ask for details.
They will eventually ask for money...

Hmmmm....

Perhaps I should write one?
Might make a few interested readers have a laugh.

Let me know if you wish me to write a Spam Email...
I already have a few ideas on it.

[chrisbis]

Please, please write one Tom.

Don't forget to use all the language mistakes that they use.!!!