You know you are getting older when...

[VLS]

I start!



You know you are getting older when... all the people who greet you on the street have wrinkles.

[VLS]

...When your kids ask about the year of the music you listen to.

[Mikeo]

A teenager calls you 'Sir'. 

[WannaWin]

You are asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

Your are dating someone half your age and it isn't breaking any laws.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

[ThomasGrant]

If you remember how to use a disk drive.
And Dial up was all the rage.

[furple]

You don't remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran.

[MrJ]

I have shoes older than the chic I am dating! 

[ThomasGrant]

When the good old days.
Where BC...

Now that's old...

[MrJ]

You know you are getting older when...... You still travel from casino to casino in search of a tilted wheel.    Ken

[esoito]

You know you're getting older when you make a thread about it...and reply to it. 

[ThomasGrant]

You know you're getting older when you make a thread about it...and reply to it. 

ROFL...

[F_LAT_INO]

When she start to tell you,now and again;
--Jee,you look so younger today--
Then I know she had one more then usual/drink/

[Bayes]

When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"  

Also, you have more hair on your back than your head.

[A3on]

When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"  

Nice one  xD

[A3on]

You know you're getting older when you and your teeth don't sleep together

You know you're getting older when you begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."