Who hijacked my e-mail???

[TwoCatSam]

Look at the screen shot.

A man was sending me the absolute "Holy Grail".  Someone got wind of it and has hijacked my email.  I'm so POed.  I was going to share it with you guys.

Sorry

Sam

[rayhd63]

...sick world 

[rouletteKEY]

so the holy grail got lost in the mail???

it's probably with a bunch of checks from my receivables...they were all supposed to be there too (mail)

[Turner]

Look at the screen shot.

A man was sending me the absolute "Holy Grail".  Someone got wind of it and has hijacked my email.  I'm so POed.  I was going to share it with you guys.

Sorry

Sam

Sam, Im struggling to undertand what you mean.  How can someone "get wind" of it and hijack an email.

Im lost

[TwoCatSam]

It's "TwoCat Humor".............

E-mail is down for all those states!!

TCH

[Turner]

It's "TwoCat Humor".............

E-mail is down for all those states!!

TCH

f..uck....Im usually quicker than that.

Sorry....Heads a bit gone.

Some wierd stuff happening in my house.
Daughter came in last night at 12:30, She saw me coming to the door and let herself in. She turned round to lock the door and i said to her, "Hi luv, are you ok"....from the kitchen.
She said...im fine....but the silence made her go to the kitchen. I had been in bed for an hour. No one was downstairs.

Just freaked her out a bit. It ties in with other wierd stuff.

[ugly bob]

I had an email from an Indian Chief offering me the 'holy grail' for FREE!

The only thing is I need to send him $2000 for the sacred tree it is written on.

My gut tells me I can trust this guy! 

[TwoCatSam]

Turner

Beyond weird!

bob

I'd trust him!

Sam

[iggiv]

if your mail is down why not pick it up from the floor and put it where it belongs. Are u guys in those states so lazy to wait when somebody else will come over  and do it for u?

[iggiv]

Turner's song

Queen - 'The Invisible Man'

[TwoCatSam]

Listen, iggiv, we're so lazy at my house, my cat has a hired cat to cover his turds!

[iggiv]

OK then, now an old joke about lazy cats.

3 cats arguing who is the laziest one.

1st: they brought me some fresh tasty milk, i did not even touch it yesterday. Been too lazy.
2nd: c'mon, u call yourself lazy? Yesterday there was an attractive pussy cat in my back yard looking at me, i was lying on the floor and too lazy to even make one step. Talk about being lazy.
3rd: c'mon, guys, u heard wild screams in the neighborhood last night?
2 first cats: yes, all night long some crazy cat was screaming very loudly.
3rd: it was me. I stepped on my balls by accident and was too lazy to lift up my foot.

[TwoCatSam]

Laughed so hard I spilled my OOOOOlong tea.......

That tops me!

[iggiv]

well, i am glad u got well this example of Russian humour 

[Stepkevh]

  iggiv thats a good one