Twisters Fact Of The Day and Riddle Thread !

[chrisbis]

Gentlemen..................Gentlemen............... (and Ladies)   I give  u...........


Why have two apples.............................. when you could take a pear.!!

[chrisbis]

I bet most people know this one, bit i'll lay it down for those who haven't seen it.


How do u escape from a solid jail cell that has no windows and no doors?

The Answer as supplied by my father, some 40 years ago...................

1. take ur index finger and rub it on the solid walls of the cell till it is sore.

2. take the sore and saw the table into two halves.

3. since two halves make a whole, climb thro the hole till ur outside.

4. now shout and shout till ur voice is horse.
5. climb on ur horse and ride off to freedom...........

[Twisteruk]

Nice one Chrisbis  

[chrisbis]

Cheers Tw  (That used to stand for Tomorrows World- one of my favourite programs of old)

Anyways - that dity is still told by my humerous father to this day, gud bless him,
esp to any newcomers to the family home!!

OOO the pain...

More notes to follow- must go to work now-
trust the foots improving by the inch!!  (Bum-Bum)

[ThomasGrant]

What is in a name?
Man?
Ema?

No seriously...

Why do people call their kids strange names?
Or why do people change their names?
Americans seem to do this a fair bit.

With names like
Chad (Chad happens to be a country)
Rip
Thorn
Chuck
Apple
Peach
Paris (Capital of France)

Then they have this habit of adding in Jr to the suffix.
So Sammy Davis, and Sammy Davis Jr.
And it can go longer than that.
Sammy Davis the 3rd or 4th and so on.
It's like they could not think of any other name.
So they name them self after there farther.

Then there is the name John Smith.
Not that is is unusual.
But it is and has been used in getting hotel rooms for a one night stand.
Or a quickie as they say...

Put some more odd names if you got em.

[ThomasGrant]

Ohh just remembered one.

Moonbeam...

[Twisteruk]

will.i.am (William James Adams, Jr)

[ThomasGrant]

Some more names...

Ace
Star
Dollar
Link
Pluto
Spark
Light
Dark

Ohh there are many more.

[chrisbis]

Next door there is a couple who have breed and presented
the world with two children, a boy and a girl.


Names............ India,
     and............ Toby

( for those not from the Staffordshire region of England, specifically, the Potteries,
a Toby is a large handled drinking vessel known as a Toby Jug)

I say no more...............

[Twisteruk]

Russian astronauts who return safely to Earth are given an apple as a welcome-home present.

[Twisteruk]

You first parents of the human race, who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you not have done for a truffled turkey? JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT SAVARIN (1755-1826)

 

[Twisteruk]

Most astronauts become two inches taller in space.

[Twisteruk]

I'm not very interested in other planets. I like them where they are, in the sky. WH AUDEN (1907-73)

[Twisteruk]

Cairo is Arabic for 'Mars'

[Twisteruk]

The eyes are the spoons of speech. ARABIC PROVERB