Twisters Fact Of The Day and Riddle Thread !

[Twisteruk]

The third commonest cause of death at work in the US is murder. In 2007, 677 people were murdered at work - including 50 policemen and 205 salespeople

[Twisteruk]

A man who is being delivered from the danger of a fierce lion does not object whether this service is performed by an unknown or an illustrious individual. Why therefore do people seek knowledge from celebrities? EL-GHAZALI

 

[chrisbis]

Who would be a salesman eh.
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Oh just realised I am one............oh dear! 

[Twisteruk]

Who would be a salesman eh.
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Oh just realised I am one............oh dear! 

HA HA HA  !

Make My Day Punk ! 

[Twisteruk]

Here is the next Riddle !


Work out what this Proverb is,



YRIWH LU GSV HZNV UVZGSVI UOLXP GLTVGSVI

[atlantis]

Could it be:

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

A.

[Twisteruk]

Could it be:

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

A.

Is the correct answer 


Nice One Atlantis 

[Twisteruk]

In Danish, a bog-handel is a bookseller, fag-litteratur means 'non-fiction', removal men are called flytte-folk and a bag-rude is a rear-window.

[Twisteruk]

When you sing in Danish, it sounds like you have throat disease. MORTEN CARLSSON Head of the Danish Eurovision Song Contest Delegation, 2002

 

[chrisbis]

Here in Staffordshire............

A Danish is that sh1te cardboard bread that my Misses has for toast at work.

I do the breakfast run in the mornings.

I carefully take out the "bread".

I place it in the toaster.

I set the toaster radiation level to DEF CON 4

It toasts

I carefully remove.

I carefully butter said toast.

I prepare for the silver foil wrapping sequence.

I cut the "toasted bread".

Materials handle it to the wrapping Zone.
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It,- (DEF CON 4 radiation "Toasted Bread") collapses in a heap of fibres and crumbs.

I wrap.

I leave for collection.

I say nothing.

Nothing is said on return later in the day of the foil wrap ready 4 tomorrow.

>>end of morning breakfast run.
>end of The Danish
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[Twisteruk]

Nyctophobia is the fear of darkness. Lygophilia is the love of darkness.

[Twisteruk]

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required". DAVE BARRY (1947-)

[ThomasGrant]

Nyctophobia is the fear of darkness. Lygophilia is the love of darkness.

So that would mean that Vampires are Lygophiliacs...?

[Twisteruk]

lol 

Nice one Thomas 

[ThomasGrant]

LoL 

Nice one Thomas 

Thanks...
As for the movie...
I would not bother...
It was one of his worst ones yet.
Then again...
Has he ever made a good one?