Twisters Fact Of The Day and Riddle Thread !

[macduff]

why is it, if you scream in a library you are told to be quiet. if you scream on a plane everyone joins in. 

[ThomasGrant]

Why is it, if you scream in a library you are told to be quiet. if you scream on a plane everyone joins in. 

Because a Library does not drop form 10,000 feet.

Odd name for a distance.
Well sort of.
As they used to use Feet or the persons own foot to measure how far something is.
And walk a distance.
How far is that Jim...
About 45 feet... (45 steps)

[macduff]

Because a Library does not drop form 10,000 feet.

Odd name for a distance.
Well sort of.
As they used to use Feet or the persons own foot to measure how far something is.
And walk a distance.
How far is that Jim...
About 45 feet... (45 steps)

do you find that you talk to yourself, a lot 

[chrisbis]

do you find that you talk to yourself, a lot  

Yep- but the replies are worth him listening Too!!!! He He.
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[chrisbis]

I hope he/U see the funny side of this!!!

Can Only Hope eh?

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[Twisteruk]

SIGMUND FREUD (1856-1939)
Paranoid depressive who was addicted to cocaine, terrified of railway trains and still a virgin at 30.

[ewarwoowar]

last time i take notice of anything he said then!   

[ThomasGrant]

Hello...
Is anyone there...
Yes...
I am here...
Who is this?
It's me.

Of course I talk to myself.
We all do.
I mutter things to me, myself and I.

And I post them in here for me to read.

Some times...
Members find my musings have some mirth.

[Twisteruk]

Sigourney Weaver arranged for her greyhound to get married. "It's so romantic!" she said. There were 'dog vows' and a cake. The bride wore a wedding dress, and the groom (an Italian greyhound) wore a bow tie.

[Twisteruk]

Fame? I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy's dog. MADONNA

[Twisteruk]

The famous comedian Bob Hope, a notorious womaniser, was once caught by his wife, Dolores, in bed with another woman. He sat bolt upright in bed and exclaimed: "It isn't me!"

[Twisteruk]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. FRED ALLEN

 

[Twisteruk]

Only God helps the badly dressed. SPANISH PROVERB

[Twisteruk]

In the 18th century, fashion-conscious women plucked their eyebrows and glued on strips of mouse-skin instead.

[Twisteruk]

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. OSCAR WILDE