Twisters Fact Of The Day and Riddle Thread !

Twisteruk · Oct 02, 04:26 AM 2010

The Dik-dik is a miniature antelope that can go months without water but dies after a week without salt

Twisteruk · Oct 02, 04:27 AM 2010

Two small antelopes can beat a big one. ASHANTI PROVERB

VLS · Oct 02, 09:42 AM 2010

Quote from: Twisteruk on Sep 17, 03:18 AM 2010
The shepherd, even when he becomes a gentleman, smells of lamb. GREEK PROVERB

Here we have:

"Though the monkey dressed in silk ... monkey it is"

("aunque la mona vista de seda, mona se queda")

VLS · Oct 02, 09:43 AM 2010

Quote from: ThomasGrant on Sep 29, 03:15 AM 2010
My brother in law went to America sometime ago.
And asked for a Iced Coffee.
The waiter looked perplexed.
Came out with hot coffee with ice cubes in it.
ROFL...
True story...

ahahaha AMAZING!

Twisteruk · Oct 03, 05:48 AM 2010

Anthophobia is the fear of flowers.

Twisteruk · Oct 03, 05:49 AM 2010

The tulips should be behind bars like dangerous animals; They are opening like the mouth of some giant cat SYLVIA PLATH (1932-63) Tulips

ThomasGrant · Oct 03, 09:26 AM 2010

Quote from: Twisteruk on Oct 03, 05:48 AM 2010
Anthophobia is the fear of flowers.

Maybe they saw "The Day of the Trifid's"
Then again, after viewing it.
They may get a fear of Movies.
Or a fear of TV.

Twisteruk · Oct 03, 09:45 AM 2010

lol

I can always count on Thomas to make me laugh !

Cheers Mate

Twisteruk · Oct 04, 03:28 AM 2010

There are about ten thousand trillion ants in the world

HOW do they know that !?!?

Twisteruk · Oct 04, 03:29 AM 2010

Even the sharpest ear cannot hear an ant singing.

ThomasGrant · Oct 04, 03:37 AM 2010

Quote from: Twisteruk on Oct 04, 03:28 AM 2010
There are about ten thousand trillion ants in the world

HOW do they know that !?!?

Hmmm, maybe they took ant drugs.
Ant drugs? Ant Acid... LOL...

What happens if two ants want to get married and their parents wont let them?
They Antilope...

Ants have great TV reception.
They use their Antenna..

They like old stuff... Antiques...

Ohh this could go on for a bit...

Twisteruk · Oct 04, 03:57 AM 2010

lol

Twisteruk · Oct 05, 03:31 AM 2010

All the ants in the world weigh approximately the same as all the human beings in the world.

Twisteruk · Oct 05, 03:32 AM 2010

Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television. LEWIS THOMAS (1913-93

Twisteruk · Oct 06, 03:36 AM 2010

More apes (chimpanzees, gorillas and bonobos) are eaten by people every year than there are in all the zoos in the world

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