Deep Thoughts

[The General]

[The General]

[The General]

[TurboGenius]

[The General]

Now that's some deep thought right there!

[TurboGenius]

One of the masters of Deep Thought.
Bill Hicks
RIP buddy.
link:s://:.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGm_jg45To

[The General]

ROFLOL!

[The General]

[The General]

[Kate]

I dont like the one where GOD is crying, poor child will think it is all about him being so bad??

[PeaBea65]

If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?"
"No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

[TurboGenius]

Both of these (top and bottom) are the exact same color)


Both of these boxes are the exact same color


'Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.'

[TurboGenius]

There is nothing moving in this image, open full size and sit back and watch lol.



My deep thoughts point being - our brains are terribly flawed when it comes to interpreting what our senses take in. This is a major drawback at times.

[Turner]

Both of these (top and bottom) are the exact same color)

In my best manchester accent...." This duz me ed'in"

Ive seen this a lot, and every time I have to cut a square out of top and out of bottom.

Its just wrong on all levels. Perhaps photoshop is in on the deception too....because they are 2 different colours...OK???

[TurboGenius]

Its just wrong on all levels. Perhaps photoshop is in on the deception too....because they are 2 different colours...OK???

LOL - no trickery needed, just our faulty brains unable to see things so it makes it what we "think" it should be. Oddly enough, this happens all the time - not just with illusions.