(Lost to) The Annals Of Improbable

[Blue_Angel]

At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished.

And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!'
For he had a very large cok, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly:
'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.'

[Blue_Angel]

Some random Google searches yield the following results:

[Blue_Angel]

"Bad Hair Day"
It looks like a rotten racoon has been installed on his head!



And so modest too...



But always shockingly truthful...



As the Sinatra's song goes:  "The lady is a Trump!"

[Turner]

from an English standpoint...its barely perceivable that a vile, self obsessed billionaire who doesnt give a crap about anyone else but himself could be your next president.

what are you thinking about lol