Insults...

[ThomasGrant]

Here is the first one.

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

Note: Try to make em tasteful.
And try not to use crude words.

And for frak sake.
Don't include any names of members.
Or people, alive or dead.

May you be as lucky as the Irish.

[chrisbis]

Bloke running down the road, see's his mate on the other side.............>

"Hey"  says the mate, "What u running for?"

"Im off down the Hospital" he shouts, nearly out of breath.........
...."I don't like the look of my misses!!"

"I'm coming with u" says the mate.....
........."I frakin hate the sight of mine!!!"......................

[superman]

You have the same brain power as a rocking horse

Forgto one

Your just an a$$half, it would take 2 of you to make an a$$hole, sorry for the language, if it offends please remove it

[chrisbis]

Look who's talking......................


A bloke who wears his pants on the outside of his trousers!! Huh!!

[chrisbis]

May ur breath smell of a thousand camel farts.

[superman]

ha, my wife dresses me dude, superwoman, don't mess with her, as you can see, I don't

[chrisbis]

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If u thought i thought ill of you yesterday,................


Just you wait till the day after the day after the day before!!


(now i's got ya)

[chrisbis]

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

[chrisbis]

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

[chrisbis]

Sure, buddy, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

[chrisbis]

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

[chrisbis]

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

[ThomasGrant]

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Thanks Chris, some excellent ones there.

No personal attacks on members please.

Keep it civil.

And try to remember.
There are other words in the English language that you can use instead of swear words.

Though they may not have the same impact.

Your so fat...
I'm gonna call you Sir cumference.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. (Klingon saying... apparently)
Not sure it classes as an insult. More of a warning.

Then again...
My cousin said that they have produced the first opera in Klingon.
Now that is an insult to Opera.
Then again...
Most Operas are not in English.
And I could never understand them anyway.
They need subtitles.

[chrisbis]

Absolutely tom.

Not directed at anyone man, woman or super-being.........................
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was it pants man???!!!???!!!??

[chrisbis]

Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.