New Owner, New Day, New Jokes

[chrisbis]

My sister Just called, offering me 4 Free tickets to The 2012 London Olympics_
Mens 100 Metres final!




I was shocked, and after a short pause, I let her know I wasn't interested
and told her to flog the tickets as soon as she could, because, they were a waste of time.......................
[reveal] The Bloody Race only Lasts 9 and a half seconds![/reveal]

[Playborne]

LOL Chris, you wasted the whole  9 and a half seconds in writing this post, while you cold go and watch  The 2012 London Olympics_ Mens 100 Metres final!

[iggiv]

Olympics in London? which London? London England or London Ontario?

2012 BC or AD? Or maybe ABCD? man, this stuff is confusing

[Chrisbis]

I thought my new girlfriend might be 'the one'...........

but after looking through her knicker drawer, and finding:-
*A Nurse's Outfit
*A French Maid's Outfit
*A Police Woman's Outfit....

I finally decided.

She obviously, can't hold a Bloody Job Down!