Einstein

[crownroyal]

The late, great Albert Einstein once said that the only way to beat roulette was to steal money from the table!! It is also known that he was married to his first cousin, Elsa. Young Einstein stated that he was extremely attracted to because she was so well endowed. This eventually came to be known as Einstein's theory of relative titty. 

[soggett]

lol
relative titty - that's a good one