Ha Ha

[MrJ]

Was banging this chic over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran -
but you don't get offers like that every day.

[Chrisbis]

Knock Knock.

Brilliant Ken, as always.

If u were a woman, I'd of blown U a kiss.
as it is......................I'll just bake a cake.

P.S. Jordan/RE will not like it>>

[Chrisbis]

I saw something in the the gents toilet the other day, which I thought would spice up my marriage,
so I took some home.

The  misses says:-"Here, was are these?"

"Flavoured condoms!" I shout back from the bathroom.
"Shall we try them later?"
"I'll put one on, and U go down and guess the flavour?"

Okay, she says.

So we quickly jump in bed, and she's straight down like a rabbit in a burrow.

2 Mins later she come back up for air, and proclaims:-

"Cheese And Onion!!?"

I says....

"Hang on Luv, I have not put one on YET!"